WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
and history teachers.
This week on Tumblr:
It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.
I’ve said this to my non-techie friends countless times. It’s no secret that being able to code makes you a better job applicant, and a better entrepreneur. Hell, one techie taught a homeless man to code and now that man is making his first mobile application.
Ever wonder with Night Vale resident you share a soul with? And by “share a soul” we mean that your souls are permanently and inseparably linked, and when one of you dies – and one …
I GOT KEVIN!
I got Carlos!
kEVIN IS NOT A RESIDENT OF NIGHT VALE FRIEND (but I approve)
Took it twice, I got Kevin both times. *chuckles* Guess that settles it!
I’m apparently the faceless old woman who lives in your home.
I got Carlos?
HIRAM MCDANIELS HELL TO THE YES
I got Cecil!